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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.....

Written by Jayne Englefield | 13 February 2012

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Happy Valentines Day to you.

It’s that crazy time of year again where you see bunches of flowers in the arms of so many people racing to get home to the love of their life. St Valentine’s Day is the celebration where just about anything goes to declare your love to someone. It’s also a time where dating 101 goes out the window and possibly the cheesiest pick up lines come out to play. Here's a few pearlers that are just too good not to share.

1. “If you were a burger at McDonald's you'd be the McGorgeous."

2. "Wow! You're so hot when I look at you I get a tan."

3. "Hi, my name is Doug, that's God spelt backwards with a little bit of U in it."

4. “If you were a rose in the desert, I would cry every day just so that you could live”

But wait there’s more. Check out these two video clips where cheesy pick up lines and bad dates don’t stop at the movies.

 

 

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0 # Jayne Englefield 2012-02-13 22:25
The McGorgeous has to be the favourite!
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0 # DavidEagle 2012-02-13 22:44
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These are perfect - and just in time! Looks like I might be able to pull some of these out for the wife later.
Quite partial to the rose in the desert one.
Thanks.
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